♪
There's a party in my honor
at my house tonight ♪
♪ A few of my old drinking buddies
will be dropping by ♪
♪ They'll come to celebrate my graduation ♪
♪ After eight long years of higher education ♪
♪ So here's to me,
I finally passed the bar ♪
♪ As I drove by that old honky tonk,
still tugging at my heart ♪
♪ Never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard ♪
♪ I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar ♪
♪ I've got an awful lot of memories that I can't recall ♪
♪ But I know from those old stories I must have had a ball ♪
♪ With the money that I spent on my tuition ♪
What would you do, Hoss?
Well,
I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishing
Oh well
♪ Here's to me,
I finally passed the bar ♪
♪ As I drove by that old honky tonk,
still tugging at my heart ♪
♪ I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard ♪
♪ I can't believe at last I finally passed the bar ♪
♪ I was first in my class,
to the bottom of a glass,
but it was killing me ♪
Tell me about it.
♪ I used to get loaded,
but now I've been voted,
most likely to succeed ♪
♪ Here's to me,
I finally passed the bar ♪
♪ As I drove by that old honky tonk,
still tugging at my heart ♪
♪ I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard ♪
Congratulations.