I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, boo-hoo-hoo. My toes sit on the table when mom says time to eat. My fork and spoon are drumsticks, I pound a jungle beef. I want some milk with dinner, I'll do it, let me pour. I tip the carton over, there's a river on the floor. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, boo-hoo-hoo. Today's a new adventure, I do things by myself. I climb up on the counter to reach the highest shelf. I hold him with my fingers, take the top off honey bear. He's upside down, I squeeze him, all the honey's everywhere. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, boo-hoo-hoo. I go play in my sandbox, a pile of dirt I dug. I carry in a handful and dump it on the rug. My mom says, will you help her pick up the living room? I'd love to clean the mess up here, the vacuum goes zoom-zoom. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, boo-hoo-hoo. I scare the checkout person at the grocery store. I am the king of beasties, I growl a lion's roar. Now I am an airplane, jump out the shopping cart. Oh mom, watch this, I'm flying, I'm just kidding. Oh my heart! I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, yes I do. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. I drive my mommy crazy, boo-hoo-hoo. I drive my mommy crazy, cuz I'm two. Mom, I love you!