I don't like nature.
See, people don't believe that.
I'm serious.
I grew up in New York.
I live in LA.
If it's green, pave it over.
Because nature is dangerous, man.
You know what I found out?
I'm allergic to bee stings.
You know how you find that out?
You get stung by a bee.
What kind of sick joke is that, man?
And I'm going to tell you what happens.
You swell up.
First thing that happens,
your whole body swells up.
I get to the doctor.
He's, ooh, you're lucky.
Oh, you got here just in time, man.
You know, your throat might have swollen up.
You could have died.
Oh, that's just great.
Six foot three, 220 pounds.
I'm killed by
a bee.
There is no way to make that * sound tough,
man.
That'd be made from the front
of my ass in line at the pearly gates.
Hey, don't look over there, man.
Yeah, it's bee
boy.
I was up in Seattle, man.
A lot of nature up there.
And all trees, they want to protect
the trees.
Don't want to cut them down.
They still travel by ferry in Seattle.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't want to cut down the trees and build a bridge.
Still traveling by ferry.
Let me tell you something.
Black people ain't comfortable going to work by boat.
We fell for that * once before.
Woo!
I'm like,
yeah,
sure there's a job on the other side.
I'll just wait here till you build a bridge.
Dangerous out there, man.
Guy asked me to go camping on vacation.
I'm lit, camping.
That's the dumbest vacation I ever heard of in my life.
I'm going to work all year to pretend I'm homeless.
What kind of * is that?