I woke up this morning smelling like lemons, salt on the back of my hands.My mouth was so dry I couldn't even spit, my eyes felt like they were full of sand.I called Troy Jenkins to see if he survived, my head pounding like a stone.He started reeling off things I did last night, and I cried out over the phone.I did what? I smooched who?Oh, tell me the boss wasn't there.And I caused quite a scene when I stripped off my jeans and did a slide in my underwear.I did what? I mooned who?Oh, this time I guess I crossed over.Well, there'll be hell to pay, but what can I say?I must have had a real good time.Troy laughed and said, some guy named Red's been looking for you all night.And oh, by the way, this girl said,just come back any old time.Then he went down the list of things I'd done.So I listened in misery.I was thinking real hard about leaving town and changing my identity.I did what? I smooched who?Oh, tell me the boss wasn't there.And I caused quite a scene when I stripped off my jeans and did a slide in my underwear.I did what? I mooned who?All this time I guess I crossed the line.Well, there'll be hell to pay, but what can I say?I must have had a real good time.What can I say?I had a bad day.I guess I just lost my mind.It's all just a rumor.blur. One thing's for sure, I must have had a real good time.