I went away to Egypt to work there for a while And fell in love with Tara, the flower of the NileI had to make some money so she and I could wed And so I got a job there working on a pyramidThe pharaoh of all Egypt, a crummy little creep Would come out almost every day inspecting in his jeepHe had a big fat stomach, a little pointed head And everyone that saw him thought he was already deadAnd then one day it happenedThen the pharaoh of Egypt came out to see how we were doing on his creepy cryptHe took one look at Tara and him she did beguile The next thing that I knew he took her sailing down the NileSo I crept into the pharaoh's crypt and cried All alone there in that creepy crypt I criedI saw him sail away from meI saw me my Tara at his side And so I crept into the crypt and criedThe rest of my sad story is hard for me to tell They had a royal wedding, they rang the wedding bellI watched until she promised to be his faithful brideAnd when she said I'd doI crept into the crypt and criedYes, I crept,Into the pharaoh's crypt and criedAll alone there in that creepy crypt I criedI lost my little flower And my tears I could not hideAnd so I crept into the crypt and criedAll alone there in that creepy crypt I criedYes, I crept into the pharaoh's crypt and cried