Sweaty Eddie
Sweaty Eddie, all of my life
That's what they've called me, and that's what I've been
The blur in the background, the king of uncool
First at the office, the last in the pool
And it's true
But what can I do?
Tell me, why can't she see
There's much more to me
Deep within
Picture a guy
A knight in rhinestone armor
Gleam in his eye
A zillion-watt smile
Sharp threads
Moves that get him staring
A turner of heads
Cool beyond comparing
Bringing the pride
With a spring in his stride
And a fistful of style
And I
I could be that guy
I could be the cock of the walk
And the talk of the town
Leading the pack
When the action goes down
And I
I bet you I could set the world astir
If I only let myself try
Well, I could be that guy
For her
Mm hmm
Foolish, I know
I've never been a charmer
Just can't let go
But if I could
I would show them the good
That I
I could be that guy
I could be the dude all in white
Bathing light on the floor
Living out loud as the crowd shouts for more
Yes, I
I could holler yes to destiny
Time to step out
No more fear, no more doubt
It's time to grow some wings and start to fly
Yeah, I could be that guy
Yeah, I could holler yes to destiny
It's time to grow some wings and start to fly
Yeah, I could holler yes to destiny
No more fear, no more doubt
It's time to grow some wings and start to fly
I just got to believe
I just got to, got to, got to, got to believe
If I only believed
If I only believed
That I, yes, I
Could be that guy
I could be the cream of the crop
Set to pop all the rage
Blistering hot in the spot center stage
Yeah
I got one in taste to break away
Who am I kidding?
But before it's my time to die
Hell, I will be that guy
Someday
Maybe someday