Give us this day our daily dose of full affliction Forgive our sins, forged at the pulpit with forked tongues, selling false sermons Cause I am a new-wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God's sakes, preach with conviction Here I come something, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Here I come something, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Just stay where I can see you Just the lights! We sure are in for a show In this little number we're graced by two displays of character We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradiction And I for one can see no blood from the heart and the wrists you allegedly slit And I for one won't stand for this If the scene were repaired, you'd all be condemned Here I come something, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Here I come something, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Just stay where I can see you Just the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight Just stay where I can see you Just the lights! We sure are in for a show tonight Stay where I can see you Just the lights! Strike up the band, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Strike up the band, whoa-ho, the conductor is beckoning Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it No, don't you get it, don't you get it now, don't you move Don't you move Don't you move Strike up the band