Yo, you ready for some hairball throwin', free throw blowin'?
No, look where I'm goin', freestyle flowin'
You're in my house, baby!
Well, it's tip-off time and I'm off the trip
Walkin' to the bench and I sit
By my lip, bustin' out rhymes
Standin' in line cause it's garbage time
Cause I'm calm, I'm cool, and I collect it
Eighteen shots, they got rejected
I'm not Corey Thurman, I'm not Corey Haynes
I don't like to drive, but I ain't got games
Jimmy, what'd you say?
You can't play basketball
Jimmy, what'd you say?
I double-dibble, travel to the middle
You can't play basketball
You're not on my team
Well, I talk high cause it makes me feel cool
I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool
People always say I'm a basketball fool
Got a little tiny hoop called floating in the pool
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet
I took him to the hole, I took him to the bet
Shoot from a three, every chance I get
I blow it in the air, nothin' but nothin'
Jimmy, what'd you say?
You can't play basketball
Jimmy, what'd you say?
I can't play, I can't play, I can't play, I can't play
basketball
Okay, here's my chance, the open lane
Don't get nervous, don't sweat
Everyone's watchin', you can do it, man
I mean, just dribble up, don't double-dribble
Just dribble normal
Don't tell everyone that you can dribble super-fast
Between your legs like you do in your driveway
No, this is in front of people on a court
I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can
Usually I'm on the other end, people dunkin' on me
I'm used to some seven-foot dude's thingy
Gettin' smacked in my face
I still got the bruise to prove it
But I ain't gonna take that nickname
Dick Bruise Face lyin' down
My name ain't Dick Bruise Face
Well, listen up, y'all
You know I'm not tall
My name was never written on the bathroom wall
I'm gonna say what's up
I'm gonna fake the pop
Cause I'm a movin' pig
I'm gonna shoot some bricks
So I hopped and popped
I said enough's enough
I'd rather watch a modern shot on the inside stuff
Say
I can't play, I can't play, I can't play, I can't play
basketball
I can't play, I can't play, I can't play, I can't play
basketball
I can't play, I can't play, I can't play, I can't play
I can't play, I can't play
basketball
I throw airballs
I throw airballs
I say airballs
I say airballs
I throw airballs
I throw airballs
Go airballs
Basketball