Oh gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat that when you go to kiss her,
you don't know where you're at.
You gotta take some chalk in your hand, you hug a ways and chalk a ways to see where you
began.
One day, I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away, when I met
another fella with some chalk in his hand, comin' around the other way.
He had a road map comin' around the other way.
Oh gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat that when you go to kiss her,
Oh gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat that when you hug and kiss her,
you don't know where you're at.
You have to take some chalk in your hand, chalk a ways and hug a ways to see where you
began.
One day, I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-beggin' her to be my bride, when I met another
fella with some chalk in his hand, comin' around the other side.
It was Petrillo comin' around the other side, a-huggin' and a-chalkin' away.