This is the message
Weed Tokers out there beware
Your dealer just don't care
Take a step back
Listen to what I say
GM Weed
Fuckin' up your DNA
The truth about this weed
It really is a shocker
Smoked half an ounce
Now I look like Haley Cropper
So you've been warned
Take fuckin' heed
Of this chemically enhanced
Sticky, sticky weed
GM Weed starts the metamorphosis
Our microtech's now
You're takin' the piss
Puttin' in chemically enhanced
Weed in your spits
Now I need Viagra
To get me a stiff
Hormone replacement
That's what I need
I started to grow tits
After smokin' too much weed
Hormone replacement
That's what I need
I started to grow tits
After smokin' too much weed
Oh ***, my will is a fang
Take a step back
I'm turnin' into a tranny
I start to panic
This wasn't just a rash
My balance turnin' into a fuckin' gash
Sheen the doctor
Nothing could be done
I smoke weed
The weed and the changes begin
This weed's affectin' the missus
She's got a tash
And she's standin' up when she pisses
Hormone replacement
That's what I need
I started to grow tits
After smokin' too much weed
Hormone replacement
That's what I need

I started to grow tits
After smokin' too much weed