When your heart is halfway broken
Tears are running down your face
Could show you how to break it open
Pour it on the page, pour it on the page
When the walls of your one bedroom
Are closing in on you fast
Could show you how to take that pain
Ooooooh,
oooooh, oooooh, ooooh
Just like that
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby Everybody loves that fool
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby I could make it look so cool
Take it from the best,
cause I learned it from the mess
I was cleaning up after you
I teach you how to sing for money, honey
I could make you look so cool
You need
me now
I'll show you how
How to sing for money
Give me all your childhood trauma
You're already halfway there Make it sexy,
mellow drama
Baby dye your hair,
baby dye your hair When you get your fifteen minutes
Everybody knows your name They're not gonna know what hit em
Now you're on your way, now you're on your way
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby Everybody loves a fool
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby I could make you look so cool
Take it from the best,
cause I learned it from the mess I was cleaning up after you
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
honey I could make you look so cool
You need me now I'll show you how
How to sing for money
One, put your big boots on Two,
write a few hit songs
Three,
don't let em see you sweat Four,
are you famous yet?
Five,
go out and party all night Six,
aim to catch a flight
Seven,
look at your name in lights Congratulations,
I just ruined your life
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby Everybody loves a fool
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
baby I could make you look so cool
Take it from the best,
cause I learned it from the mess I was cleaning up after you
I'll teach you how to sing for money,
honey I could make you look so cool
You need
me now
I'll show you how
How to sing for money