Please welcome Burt Kreischer!
Come on, let's hear it for him!
Burt Kreischer!
Burt Kreischer!
How you guys doing?
I know what you're thinking.
Hot, sexy name.
Do you do porn?
No, I don't.
Burt is the last name you want to hear *,
trust me.
Some chick on top of you in the dark all,
oh,
oh,
oh,
Burt,
oh,
oh, Burt, oh, Burt, oh.
Shut the * up.
Do we really need to talk?
We talked all through * dinner and now you,
my girlfriend won't suck my cock while
she's crying and let me tell you something,
no,
don't laugh at her,
don't laugh at her,
don't laugh at her.
No, I agree, it was selfish of me to ask.
Why should I, I know I should
have given her like five minutes,
get her * together in her room,
you know?
But I
pushed it,
because I'm a guy,
I was thinking,
I know you got * up here,
but.
Cocks don't suck themselves.
Oh,
I took a * so big today I had to wipe my legs.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Didn't like that one?
Don't * that big, no?
Okay.