Hey there, do ya like excitement?

Yeah

Do ya like suspense?

Uh huh

Do ya like Nell Carter?

No Good, 'cuz you won't find her here

This is the House of Horrors

And for you it's absolutely free, step right in, thanks

Say no more stupid-ass, your breath says enough Hello?

It's so dark

Don't lose me

C'mon, I found a door Buw uga wuw, wah, welcome to the House of Horrors, what?

You born in a barn, shut the ***in' doors

You sit down, 'cuz I'm about to scare ya

Blb lbl blb lbl blb lll, ok, now I dare ya Close your eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten

Don't wanna, huh? 'Cuz ya know my nuts are goin' in

I'm twisted, I'll cut ya finger off and stick it in ya butt

Hng ggh, and glue it shut This is when I get get crazy, let me show ya somethin'

Brr rrl, ya know what that means? It don't mean nothin', ha ha

But it scares ya, 'cuz people don't be doin' that ***

But me, brr rll, bitch, brr rrr rll, I'm all about it? Guess what, I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit

I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit

Uhh, cut the lights off, see that ***, I'm glowin'

Alright, I'm done, cut 'em back on, wait, where ya goin'? Welcome to the House of Horrors Comes from within me, in me

Comes from within me, horrors, hey

Comes from within me, in me

Come to the House of Horrors, hey Comes from within me, in me

Comes from within me, horrors, hey

Comes from within me, in me

Come to the House of Horrors, hey Honey, I'm not having a good time

I know, c'mon, this must be the way out Hey, what the ***, come in guys, *** a chair

Don't mind me drinkin' my beer in my underwear

C'mon, let's play some combat, I just got Atari

Hey, keep it down in there, shaggs, what the hell?

Sorry Look at that ***, what? You almost got me grounded

I'ma have to take your forehead and pound it

I'll bend you over, and tie you up to a pole

And stretch your nuts back and fling 'em up your butthole I'm a phantom, listen to me, uhh

That didn't do it? How 'bout this? Ahh!

I'm so scary, they call me 'Joey Terrifyin'

Did ya know that? Yeah, no ya didn't, I was lyin' I represent Ecorse

I'm yellin' Ink Town

I'm comin' outta Southwest

Wicked Clowns Bathrooms? Sure, it's right there, down the hall

Don't flush it though, I'll make dinner for you all

[Incomprehensible], I'm possessed too

Wait a minute, hey, don't leave me yet, hey Welcome to the House of Horrors Comes from within me, in me

Comes from within me, horrors, hey

Comes from within me, in me

Come to the House of Horrors, hey Comes from within me, in me

Comes from within' me, horrors, hey

Comes from within' me, in me

Come to the House of Horrors, hey Honey?

What?

I'm scared

I know, sweetie, come on Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell ya somethin'

With Billy Bill and Rude Boy, what about 'em? Nothin'

They're my boys, I just had to give 'em props

And together we form the Cyclops Hee hee hee hee hee, look at you, he-he, you're a bitch

Should I let you're ass go? Haa haa haa haa, no

I'll let your bitch out but you get the bone

Run along sugar tits, he ain't comin' home Dont let the door hit you

Where the good lord split ya bitch