In college, they don't think you're ready for anything in college.You're not quite ready for a full oven range, just one hot plate andif you can master your spaghettios or your ramen noodle soup on that you canmove on to four of different shapes and sizes.You're not ready for a full refrigerator like normal people.You have this like little midget tiny little fridge justyeah let me get you something. I have to take everything out of it first.It holds about five cans so give me a minute.You got this little tiny little freezer compartment thing does nothing at all.Just like grows frost.Nothing fits in there. Not even like Ben and Jerry. Do you have just Ben? I could putmaybe Ben in there by himself. No? He comes with Jerry? Oh.It's got a little flap for a door on it. Yeah you don't want to leave that dooropen. Hey it's freezing in here. Somebody leave the freezer door openagain. Shut that thing man.That does nothing but hide what's in the freezer.That's where I keep my hidden frozen things so don't look in there.Nothing fits in that freezer except for that little like chiclet ice cube traythat comes with the fridge. Want some ice? Sure let me get mytweezers out. Yeah there you go.Dissolved already? Oh okay sure you want more?You're not ready for a full phone number here? Just four digits?What's your extension? 3760? What's yours? It's 5143 or call me on my cell.It's 91768. No no no! Too many numbers!Four! Four is all I can handle.