This is a song by the Eagles, and it was a major, major inspiration to Wilson Phillips. And here it is. On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of Kool-Aid dust, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew ***, I had to stop for the night Then she stood in the doorway, I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, this could be heaven and this could be hell Then she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way There were voices down that corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a lovely face There's plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year, any time of year, you can find us here in Tokyo Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends And they danced in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine He said, we haven't had that spirit here since 1969 And still those voices are calling from far away They wake you up in the middle of the night, just to hear them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a lovely face There's plenty of room at the Hotel California What a nice surprise, what a nice surprise, bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice And she said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device In the master's chambers, they gather for the feast They stab them with their stealing knives, but they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before We're last at the night band, we are programmed to deceive And you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave So welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a lovely face We're living it up at the Hotel California Any time of year, any time of year, you can find us here Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California Welcome to the Hotel California