Thank you.
All right, so last Sunday, your boy was getting his praise on.
And yes, I do go to church, you know.
When I find time in between * bad bitches, pushing mad weight, being on these streets, being a boss, nick on my block.
Praise what, Jesus?
I was in church, worshiping white Jesus.
And, you know, the preacher was getting crunk.
He was in the pool with him, bouncing around.
He started doing that little singing thing, you know, that T-Pain thing.
The black preacher, he started doing that a little bit.
You know, he started getting kind of crunk.
He could tell he was feeling himself.
He said a few things I liked.
So, you know, I got that feeling.
You know what I'm saying?
I got that feeling inside of me, man.
Like, you know, when you're in church.
And you have a copy of Ghost, man.
You know, it kind of feels like you got a bust of real big money.
You know what I'm saying?
You kind of seize up.
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
And then you just feel the spirit inside of you.
So my balls started tangling.
And I got real excited.
And I stood up.
Praise what, Jesus?
But anyways.
I made my way down the pew when I went up to the aisles.
And I started seawalking.
Doing my setup.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I was feeling what the preacher was saying.
This deacon out of the corner of my eye was doing my setup.
And so, you know, it kind of * my whole groove up.
I was like, hold on, man.
You know, I'm catching the Holy Ghost and *.
I'm dancing around.
I'm praising what, Jesus?
You motherfucking throwing my set down.
You 80 years old.
You still bang?
Praise what, Jesus?
Praise what, Jesus?
And I was like, man, you got one foot in the grave already, man.
Let me put that other foot in.
Praise what, Jesus?
Praise what, Jesus?
And I was like, what the *?
Thank you.
Thank you.