[Chorus:]

Honey do this

Honey do that

Work all day in The Honey Do Patch

Woman oh woman

What's a-wrong with you

I can't get away from The Honey Do Well way back in history

About a half million years

Back in the cradle of civilized fear

Saturday morning the cave man's wife

First spoke the words to make a grown man cry [Chorus] Well the weekend's here

And it's time to relax

Kick up my feet in the shade out back

But i must-a been thinking

About some other guy

'couse here comes The Warden

With a look in her eye [Chorus] Well I dreamed I died

And went up to heaven

No more weedin', mashin' and shovelin'

I'm standing in line at the old Pearly Gates

Up steps the woman

And hands me a rake [Chorus] What's that?

Yes dear

Alright honey