If all the world's a stage,
then you're my favorite actress.
If all of life's a game,
I sure could use the practice.
(exhale) I wouldn't call this a love song... You want me pounding on the church doors,
singing from a street light.
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
you want Hollywood,
and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
time I saw you.
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
that's Hollywood,
and this is real life. You want Hollywood. If all the world's a stage,
then you're my favorite actress.
If all of life's a game,
I sure could use the practice.
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song. You want me pounding on the church doors,
singing from a street light.
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
you want Hollywood,
and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
time I saw you.
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
that's Hollywood,
and this is real life. You want Hollywood,
and this is real life. [Instrumental Break] You want me pounding on the church doors,
singing from a street light.
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
you want Hollywood,
and this is real life. I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
I say I loved you from the first
time I saw you.
It's a sure fire way to get you hard to break,
that's Hollywood,
and this is real life. You want Hollywood,
and this is real life.