Okay, I'll sing a bit, then say something, eh?Get sincere like, eh?Yeah.This is the spirit of Christmas to come.Are we going here, Bob?Are we going?It's great to stand, Chef.Okay.And so this is Christmas, and I hope you have fun,but I know you won't, because you'll all be too full of Christmas spiritthat you'll be puking everywhere.But the only way you'll have fun is if you listen to the other sides of this recordand get even more sicker.Ooh, the power of love.Go ahead and ask your lad.The power of my right hand.Ooh, have we got the power?Ooh, at Christmas.Can you feel the force?Why's everyone looking at us through that winter?Because we're ace.Didn't you know?We're Frankie Rose.I don't know what ace like.That was mine.That's all.What are you getting?Dead festive, don't worry.Dead festive.Go on, you think of something festive.I can't think of anything.I mean, what would you say if you had to stand hereand think of a Christmas message?I don't know.You'll be able to think of anything, won't you?I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas.Well, I do.What do you want more?I got a T-Rex.Van Club.Let a Van Club record a Christmas once,and he sang Christmas songs.Did he?Christmas.Christmas.Christmas.Christmas.Well, well, well, Christmas.What could we sing, though?Nicely.Can we sing anything nicely?If you're naughty, you get ashes in your stocking.Ped's going to speak a poem now.Ped, come on.Ped's going to recite one of his poems.Wait for Ped now.Come in here so we can give Gilly a stick.Jack, the lad's just arriving on the Christmas scene here.Can anyone recite this poem?Let's see.Go ahead.This is a poem written, arranged, produced by P. Gill,narrated by P. Gill.Go ahead, Gilly.Christmas is here once again.Stace, I'll say it again.Christmas is here once again, so let's all have some fun.Don't forget to have pants...And again.Christmas is here once again.Christmas is here once again, so let's all have some fun.Don't forget, ten pints a night, and don't forget to come.To the lad's party, of course.Of course.Of course.Thank you, Peter, for your Christmas cheer.I think I'll go and eat some turkey and pudding.It's Christmas.Come and do it again.One, two, three, four.Christmas is here once again, so let's all have some fun.Don't forget, ten pints a night, and don't forget to come.To the lad's party, of course.Don't forget, ten pints a night, and don't forget to come.To the lad's party, of course.Ah, ah.Oh, oh, oh.Let's all go and pull some crackers, lads.Yeah.Come on, lads.F*** the crackers.I'm pulling them, bud.Someone come in and give me some inspiration.What are those robots called?Omnibot.Omnibot.I want an Omnibot for Christmas, if anybody's listening.I want a Porsche for Christmas, if any...No, I don't actually...I want a convertible XJS for Christmas, if anyone's listening.If you're real Frankie fans, you'll buy us all XJS.No, you'll buy me a 65 Corvette Stingray.65 Corvette Stingray, I want.Or an Omnibot.Merry Christmas, Frankie fans,and we all want an XJS for Christmas, okay?And an Action Man!And Pedro wants an Action Man.And an Action Gale.And a Paddle Poo.Bah, humbug.And a Paddle Poo.And a Paddle Poo.And a Paddle Poo.On the earth.