Struck behind a blue brake pad and some vile toilet papersIn between the mattress stack of yawning teardrop vaporsI thought I was a Razorback, Roman and contagiousBut I was wrong, wrong, wrong, these factsI knew boys so outrageousThey don't hold no water, no moisture at allAnd their lives are ten feet tallerGo ahead, place your orderSo some truth it'll never callThey don't hold no water, no moisture at allPropaganda, don't believe a wordDeception is their mantraBeyond the polished dirtEat a bowl of slanderA bunch of plastic cakeThe fix was in since day oneRemember the SnakersThey don't hold no water, no moisture at allAnd their lives are ten feet tallerGo ahead, place your orderSo some truth it'll never callThey don't hold no water, no moisture at all, you're getting tighter and tighter But what the heck You're so used to being choked You might as well give up the deck Your cards have been dealt There's no chance you'll survive the wreckRemember the SnakersThey don't hold no waterNo boy's sure at allAnd the lies are ten feet tallerGo ahead, place your orderFor some truth it'll never callThey don't hold no waterNo boy's sure at allNo boy's sure at all