You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
A creature was stirrin', she was messin' around
Cause at the party I was decking the halls,
She was at the party jugglin' balls
I can't believe her, we had a relationship
I'm so mad, I'ma * on her Christmas gift
I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear
But now there's gonna be doo doo on her stupid bear

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah

You's a ho, ho, ho, I don't know know why, why
You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie
Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow
Now my heart hurts, Cupid took back his arrow
My eyes cry tears cause I'm sad, just a fraction
Santa gets you coal cause you bad - Michael Jackson
Like Rebecca Black this rap is B.A.D.
But you're still a sleaze, I hope you get STD's cause

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah

Saw you with that stupid tool, underneath the mistletoe
Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil
Just like the soil, you're a dirty little ho
So go, I don't need a ho that don't got no self control
My heart it still aches, this pain I can't take
Go on and leave together cause I'll never be your rake
You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy tramp
You may have lit my life up, but now I'm into lamps

You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah