I see her layin' by the poolside every day She ain't got a light on, she ain't got a
lot to say
She wouldn't look my way, but buddy what do you expect I'm just a fixed up boy in the
apartment complex
And she'll go out dancin' round 7-15 Climbin' to the back of a long limousine
I know where she's goin', she's goin' downtown I'm goin' downtown to her dicky, look around
She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen She's my movie star, best guy I've ever seen
I ain't hooked it up yet, but I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just that I'm in this woman don't want no maintenance, man
I'm just a-sittin' around waitin' on a telephone call After a water pipe exploded in the living
room wall
Get your washer and dryer, need a repair You know the handyman's a-waitin' and he'll
be right there
Twenty-four hours, seven days a week If it's gettin' hot, girl, my baby's startin'
to leave
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try You know I've got all the tools and I can
satisfy
She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen She's my movie star, best guy I've ever seen
I ain't asked her out yet, cause I don't know if I can
You see, a high maintenance woman don't want no maintenance, man
She's my baby doll, she's my beauty queen She's my movie star, best guy I've ever seen
I ain't no good kid, but I'm tryin' hard as I can
It's just a high maintenance woman don't want no maintenance, man
Ain't no high maintenance woman gonna fall for a maintenance man
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