All the Brown Brothers are really down in town.
Oh, Willie Brown, Willie Brown. How you doing, Willie Brown?
I'm glad to be with the tall and poorly posse.
Hey, Wooly!
Featuring Stupelo Joe, the Woo-lets, the Woo-lets, and...
Hey, Wooly!
Once upon a time there was a Willie Brown
Playing the drum kit, yeah, man, he was down
But now he's in the back of another man's sound
Waiting for a break so he can throw down
Playing a gig at a local big band
The lead is getting paid, man, and it's in demand
So Willie's laying low while he's kicking up the flow
And banging on a drum till it's time to go
Big Beat Willie, that's what they call the man
His tempo is a stick click, man, so give him a hand
Big Boss saw him working, he decided to club
Said, he's your big break, man, a penthouse in the ground
Willie's getting busy, it's his favorite thing
Full steam ahead when he hits the swing
Gets pissed at the people who throw discs, man
Willie's hitting hard, goes something like this
Yeah, Willie, man, you're hitting it hard
Hitting it hard, living large
Yeah, new motif, man
That new motif
Hey, Wooly!
I'd like to thank the spiritual chicken from Guidance
You're welcome
Take it, Zach
Hey, Wooly!
At the height of his career, his groove about to chart
Letter from the press, man, you're drafted, time to chart
Willie couldn't hang, but he knew he had to go
So he flew to Vietnam to join the freak show
Once in Vietnam, he started getting high
Saw Brother get shot, man, right before his very eyes
Willie thought of drums, man, will I ever get home?
Yo, Willie, it's for you
You haven't is on the phone
Getting back to Cali at first was pretty shitty, man
Yo, Beverly Hills
Nah, man, Culver City
Got another kick with the Concrete Crew, man
Worldwide live drummer
With the Rasta Skate, dude
Picking up his chart, starting to catch the groove
Hooked up with Miss January
Yeah, that's the move
Cooling in Cali, man, and bucking with the bunnies
Willie's hitting hard, man, and he's making lots of money
Yeah, swinging, baby, swinging
So, Willie, man, you still got that Ranchero?
Yeah, man, I just got a new emblem
Hey, Willie!
I got this nice San Juan de Porres, San Martín, you know, sticker
The Woo Wagon
Hey, Willie
Yeah, yeah, that Woo Wagon
Go, Willie, go!
He is one hell of a mother
Anything you got to say about that Willie Gakinski?
Yeah, the brother's down with me
Hey, Willie!
Living large as possible in Beverly Hills
Miss January got hooked to popping pills
Willie let it go about her skis and ways
His good attitude, it did not faze
He found another, a sister of a brother
She made a good wife as well as a lover
They went to Las Vegas to tie the knot
Nine months later, little Willie did drive
Chris and Willie Brown Jr. after dear old daddy
Little Willie loved the six ducks on the big daddy's caddy
Picked up the sticks and started to row
Just like big daddy when he hit the strobe
He's got his own band, now Junior's in demand
Good thing his folks did understand
Now pops can rest, he was the best
It's time for little Willie to pass the test
Oh, Willie Brown, are you down?
He's down
Yeah, you need that, you need that
Hey, Willie!
Hey, Willie!
Hey, Willie!
That's the end of fun