Hey-oh! Hey-oh! Carson hosting the Tonight Show!Hey-oh! Hey-oh! Carson hosting the Tonight Show!I work at Night on NBC!Carson hosting the Tonight Show!The easiest job on TV!Carson hosting the Tonight Show!My name is Ed McMahon, I introduce Johnny!Carson hosting the Tonight Show!Here's Johnny!I laugh at everything, even if it's not funny!Carson hosting the Tonight Show!Divorce joke!Burbank joke!Reagan joke!Monologue!Did you know that Tammy Faye Baker went back to the PTL and got very angry because nobody came over to greet her?She'd taken her makeup off.Everybody just assumed it was Ernest Borgnine.Yes! One guest, two guests, three guests, couch!Anyway, Tonight Show, this is a partial best of Carson.I'm alive, but Ed is a repeat tonight.Do I have to wear this Calypso outfit on Star Search?Hey-oh! I hold in my hand the last envelope!Hey, Carnac, it's a sweepstakes with my picture on it!Hey-oh! From Hollywood!The Tonight Show, starring Johnny Carson!This is Ed McMahon, along with Doc Severinsen and the NBC Orchestra!Inviting you to join Johnny and his guests, Tony Randall, Doug Henning,Joan Embry from the San Diego Zoo, and 97-year-old cheese-hurling champion L.C. Cheddarbutt!And now, here's Johnny!Hey-oh! Hey-oh!Cough, cough, cough!Cough, cough, cough!Hey-oh! Cough, cough, cough!Oh, hey-oh!Yeah!Oh!