Hey, Joe, where'd you find that pearly girly?Where'd you get that jolly dolly?How'd you rate that dish you wish was mine?Hey, Joe, she got skin as creamy dreamyAnd eyes that look so lovey-doveyLips as red as cherry berry wineAnd listen, Joe, I ain't no heelBut, oh, buddy, let me tell you how I feelShe's a honey and she's a sugar pieAnd I'm warning you, I'm gonna try to steal her from youHey, Joe, though we've been the best of friendsThis is where our friendship endsI've got to have that dolly for my ownHey, Joe, I ain't no heelHey, Joe, I ain't no heelHey, Joe, come on, let's be buddy-duddyShow me you're my palsy-wowsyAnd introduce that pretty little chick to meHey, Joe, quit that waitin' and hesitatin'And let me at her, what's the matter?You're slow as any joke can beNow, come on, Joe, let's make a dealLet me dance with her to see if she's realShe's the cutest girl I've ever seenAnd I'll tell you face to faceI mean to steal her from youHey, Joe, we'll be friends until the endBut this looks like the end, my friendI've got to have that dolly for my own