Ha ha ha! Well it's Saturday night, so let's have a Party, hey! Hey, hey, what do you say? Let's get together and take out the record machine Oh, oh, what do you know? I'd rather dance to a song that's groovy I like it better than a western movie I know the landlady wants the rent So let's have a party, though the money's all spent And then we'll stomp, stomp, stomp the stomp on beat We're gonna clap, clap, clap and start on beat And then we'll squeak, squeak, squeak on top of it We'll make the best of it I got your message and I know what you mean now, D Hey, hey, know what you mean But you forgot that you went out and pawned our machine Oh, oh, pawned our machine The finest company man was here He took the TV and he took our chair I bought a candle that burns real bright In case they decide they want to turn out the lights We're gonna call, call, call, call all our friends We're gonna let them know when the party begins And then we'll groove, groove, groove, groove it up good We'll make the best of it Hey, D, you really caused a scene Hey, hey, caused a scene Hey, D, now you know what I mean Oh, oh, know what I mean Everyone is having a ball They've been dancing all out in the hall The landlady said the music's too loud But when she saw the fun we had she joined the crowd And she said stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp your feet We're gonna clap, clap, clap and start on our beat And then we'll shout, shout, shout on top of it We'll make the best of it