Dilettante Once he dressed in silks and lace, and owned a Rolls Royce car Now he seems quite out of place, like a fallen star Race around my kitchen sink, happy as can be I just have to stop and think, why he fell for me I'm not much to look at, nothing to see Just glad I'm living, lucky to be I got a man, crazy for me He's funny that way I can't save a dollar, ain't worth a cent He'd never holler, he'd live in a tent I got a man, crazy for me He's funny that way Though he'd love to work and slave for me every day He'd be so much better off if I went away But why should I leave him, why should I go He'd be unhappy without me, I know I got a man, crazy for me He's funny that way I can see no other way, and no better plan Than to end it all and let him go to some other man When I hurt his feelings once in a while His only answer is one little smile I got a man, crazy for me He's funny that way