Hear ye, hear ye, the colt's in session, the colt's in session,
now here come the judge, here come the judge.
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, y'all,
here come the judge, y'all.
Stop beating that bush, cause here come the judge, don't nobody budge,
cause here come the judge, Judge Shorty is presiding today,
And he don't get no stuff from nobody, no kind of way
Hey boy, take off that hat, where do you think you're at?
I know where you're gonna be, if you don't hear my plea
I'm here to say the court's in session
All around the court now
Court's in session
Ain't nobody spoke now
Here comes the judge, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, here comes the judge
Order, order, what's the first case on the docket today?
Sir, they got a boy here that can't dance
Can't dance?
Can't dance, you are
What is this?
90 days, 30 days to fool loose
30 days to learn how to shingle leave
And 30 more for the afro twist
Can't dance, hell, what is this?
Huh?
Court's in session
Everybody quiet now
Court's in session
Here comes the judge, here comes the judge
Is that the man?
No, your honor
Does he look like the man?
No, your honor
Well, I'm sorry then, you got the go-ah
You can't recognize the man, all right?
No
Man guilty
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Got 245
Now here comes the judge
Dressed in Rousnick high
Now here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungles of Brazil
Than to face the judge that's running the way he feels
Now here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Don't nobody but
Cause here comes the judge
Everybody's going through some kind of day