Hear ye, hear ye, the colt's in session, the colt's in session,now here come the judge, here come the judge.Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, y'all,here come the judge, y'all.Stop beating that bush, cause here come the judge, don't nobody budge,cause here come the judge, Judge Shorty is presiding today,And he don't get no stuff from nobody, no kind of wayHey boy, take off that hat, where do you think you're at?I know where you're gonna be, if you don't hear my pleaI'm here to say the court's in sessionAll around the court nowCourt's in sessionAin't nobody spoke nowHere comes the judge, here comes the judgeHere comes the judge, here comes the judgeHere comes the judge, here comes the judgeOrder, order, what's the first case on the docket today?Sir, they got a boy here that can't danceCan't dance?Can't dance, you areWhat is this?90 days, 30 days to fool loose30 days to learn how to shingle leaveAnd 30 more for the afro twistCan't dance, hell, what is this?Huh?Court's in sessionEverybody quiet nowCourt's in sessionHere comes the judge, here comes the judgeIs that the man?No, your honorDoes he look like the man?No, your honorWell, I'm sorry then, you got the go-ahYou can't recognize the man, all right?NoMan guiltyHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeGot 245Now here comes the judgeDressed in Rousnick highNow here comes the judgeI'd rather be lost in the jungles of BrazilThan to face the judge that's running the way he feelsNow here comes the judgeHere comes the judgeDon't nobody butCause here comes the judgeEverybody's going through some kind of day