Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me

Though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her

'Cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me Her father's rich, I think a millionaire

But money doesn't make him better

It just makes him better to be there

So, you can tell him that its quite alright

No no, it's quite alright with me Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me

Though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her

'Cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me See that shadow dancin' on the floor

She's coming up behind me

How I'd love to tell her she's a bore

But what I tell her that it's quite alright

No no, it's quite alright with me Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me

Though she don't want me She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her

'Cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me