Hello, Mata. Hello, Vata. Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining. And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I've been hiking with Joe Spivey. He developed poison ivy.
Do you remember Leonard Skinner? He got tome poisoning last night after dinner.
La la la la. La la la la. La la la la. La la la la.
All the counselors hate the waders. And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies.
So he reads.
He reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want.
This should scare ya.
But my bug bait.
Has malaria.
You remember.
Jeffrey Hardy.
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home.
Oh, Mata, Mata, take me home.
I hate Granada.
Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home.
I promise I will not make noise.
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh, please don't make me stay.
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest father, darling mother
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Bada bada, kindly disregard this letter
Bada bada, kindly disregard this letter
Cause I must admit, I think I'm feeling better
Bada bada, kindly disregard this letter
Yee-haw!