I still remember the 3rd of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized
While I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave me all of your love
Baby, your sweater is just polyester
But you like it better
I wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave me your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like it better
I wish I were Heather
But you like it better
I wish I were Heather
But you like it better