The Can-Can Song The Can-Can Song Yes, sir, we're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave The way that she moves, that thermometer proves that she certainly can, can, can It's so hot, the weatherman will tell you a record's been made It's so hot, a coat of tan will cover your face in the shade It's so hot, the coldest maiden feels just as warm as a bride It's so hot, a chicken laid an egg on the street and it fried We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising, she certainly can, can, can She started the heat wave by letting her seat wave And in such a way that the customers say that she certainly can, can, can She had anatomy, made the mercury jump to 93 Yes, sir, we're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave The way that she moves, that thermometer proves that she certainly can, can, can