There ain't nothin' worse than a horse with a personal lion
I bought a brand new board, but I had no wagon
Igor, get the body out of the trunk
I wanted somethin' real cheap that I could fix up for dragon
Boris, it's not snowing, so take off your chains
On my neighborhood lot, I found a horse I could buy
But when I pulled out my loom, you should have heard that guy cry
There ain't nothin' worse than a horse with a personal lion
Well, I tried out that caddy and it moved real fine
It's even got a Transylvanian license plate on it
She was very, very cherry, so I made her all mine
Nothing like a black tuck-and-roll horse
I took her to the beach that very day
But I was still being bugged by that guy who'd say
There ain't nothin' worse than a horse with a personal lion
I surfed all day till the sun went down
Then I fell asleep under a star
Oh, I woke up at midnight
Picked up my board and stopped back to the car
I opened the door and what did I see?
Natasha, go bite mommy goodnight
A crazy combination just a-waitin' for me
It's not only a rat thing, it's a bat thing
A pair of purple baggies with nothin' inside
And three big bloodshot breeders
That scared him out of his mind