All week long now you've been promising you'd spend today at homeAnd I've got your honey-do list all made up, ready to goAnd now you're loading up your fishing gear and say your buddy's on his wayBefore you pull out the drive, honey all I'm gonna sayIs I feel a headache coming onAnd I think this one's a doozy, it might last all week longSo go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remember while you're goneI feel a headache coming onI feel a headache coming onDon't forget you've got a birthday coming up real soonAnd I bought something special I was gonna wear for youI had a big night all planned out, just you and me aloneHope you have more luck fishing than you will when you get homeCause I feel a headache coming onI feel a headache coming onAnd I think this one's a doozy, it might last all month longSo go on, that's fine, have a big time, but remember while you're goneI feel a headache coming onNow if you're dead set on going, I don't wanna change your plansBut you know I'm not gonna change your plansOh, I can hold out a lot longer than you canAnd I feel a headache coming onI think this one's a migraine, it might last all year longSo go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remember while you're goneI feel a headacheI feel a headache coming onFor your sake, I feel a headache coming on.Oh, honey, I thought you'd see it my way.