There was a boy who liked to wiggle his tooth
so he could show it.
Then we'd watch while he died to a doorknob,
wind up and then slam it.
That's how he liked to have his tooth pulled out.
Told us how he liked to feel it when it came out.
He
grew tired of using doorknobs so he thought up a new trick.
Sad he'd die,
his tears dog still find us,
wind up and then throw it.
That's how he liked to have his tooth pulled out.
Told us how he liked to feel it when it came out.
Called his dog,
but just as he was set to go,
his dad arrived there.
Yelled at him,
then got some pliers,
held him,
wound up,
nipped it out right there.
That wasn't how he liked to have his tooth pulled out.
He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out.