Dad, the morn with lots of oldies
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum
If this Christmas you don't got a turkey
We got a recipe for you
Your family's hungry so we recommend
You get yourself a bigger oven and
Make sure the heat is hot enough, okay
Then use your bathtub as a baking tray
Be sure that you remove the giblets then
Wait for the fun to begin
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Tell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas Day
Later on if you're still hungry
Then start on Grandpa as well
Although the taste it will not be so lovely
You can be sure it's got a similar smell
Then you better invite your in-laws
Tell them that they'll be meeting Santa Claus
You know your mama she's a grandma too
One day you'll be one, ooh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Tell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas Day
Peppermint with lots of old yeast
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All the eggs from boiled no cheese
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This tastes a little too good
Don't know what's better, is it breast or thigh?
Let's gather up the family, come on
Now hear the kids sing along
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We're having Grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
Tell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas Day