Dad, the morn with lots of oldiesYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yumIf this Christmas you don't got a turkeyWe got a recipe for youYour family's hungry so we recommendYou get yourself a bigger oven andMake sure the heat is hot enough, okayThen use your bathtub as a baking trayBe sure that you remove the giblets thenWait for the fun to beginWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumTell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas DayLater on if you're still hungryThen start on Grandpa as wellAlthough the taste it will not be so lovelyYou can be sure it's got a similar smellThen you better invite your in-lawsTell them that they'll be meeting Santa ClausYou know your mama she's a grandma tooOne day you'll be one, oohWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for Christmas DayYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumTell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas DayPeppermint with lots of old yeastYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumAll the eggs from boiled no cheeseYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumThis tastes a little too goodDon't know what's better, is it breast or thigh?Let's gather up the family, come onNow hear the kids sing alongWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for ChristmasOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohWe're having Grandma here for Christmas DayYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumYum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yumTell everyone we're having Grandma here for Christmas Day