He's the kind of guy who puts on a motorcycle jacket and he weighs about 105He's the kind of surfer who's got a whole daddy haircut and you wonder how he'll ever surviveHe's the kind of frogman wearing 20 pounds of counterweights and sinking in the sea like a stoneHe's the kind of soldier who's got no sense of direction and they send him in the jungle aloneBut when the frogs are a-humpin' and the little girls are jumpin' he's a heart-lovin' son of a gunHe's got them waitin' downstairs just to sample his fares and they call him a spoonful of funHe's the kind of person goin' ridin' on a skateboard and his mind's ragin' out of controlHe's the kind of person who goes to drive a Maserati and puts the key inside the wrong little holeHe's the kind of person who goes to drive a Maserati and puts the key inside the wrong little holeHe's the kind of skier tearin' wild down the mountain hits a patch where there ain't any snowHe's the kind of cowboy got a hot trigger finger shoots his boot cause he's drawin' kinda slowBut when he goes in for bowlin' he's an expert at rollin' sets the pins up and lays them right downHe's got them takin' off their heels and they like the way it feels and they call him a carnival clownHe's the kind of person who's got no sense of direction and he's a heart-lovin' son of a gunHe's the kind of person who's shootin', screamin' like Geronimo and makes a little hole in the groundHe's the kind of logger when the man hollers timber, got the scope and look around for the soundHe's the kind of artist rents a groovy little attic and discovers that he can grow a beardHe's a human cannonball comin' for a land and anyone knows where the net disappearedBut when he takes off his shoes, it won't come as news that they're linin' up and freezin' in twosBut when he takes off his shoes, it won't come as news that they're linin' up and freezin' in twosHe's got them pounding on the door, got them begging for some more.He's got them pounding on the door, got them begging for some more.Call them whatever they choose.Call them whatever they choose.