Crispus on the job It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two *** presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will talk to you I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculating to a sock I'll never talk to you again It's labor day My grandma just ate seven *** hot dogs Labor day And my grandpa just ate seven *** hot dogs And he ***, ***, *** his pants He's always *** ***ting his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculating to a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again