Through the nauseous night I'll soar, Through the pools of rancid gore, Through the sewer pipes I'll crawl, To the horror hall, To the hall where vampires scream, Happy Halloween! From the cold and ancient graves, From the coffins and the caves, From the rocks and weirwood nests, Come the ghastly ghasts, Gonna have a nightmare dream, Happy Halloween! So little witch, we've got a date, You better put your head on straight, Jump on your broom and don't be late, This is our night to celebrate! Through the oozing quicksand swamp, Do the muddy bloody stomp, Do the brand new twist and itch, With the wicked witch, Everybody make the scene! Happy Halloween! Isn't this a gruesome party? All the weirdies are here, You can't tell which witch is which without a program! Oh, there's the wah-wah doozy witch! And there's Dracula dancing with Ligar, Till Rigor mortis hits him! For this sweet night we wait all year, Now don't you try to disappear, I'll open up your coffin dear, My nose will tell that you're still here! Gonna eat some lizard lunch, Gonna drink some living punch, Gonna dance until we're dead, Hit me on the head! Hang my heart and split my spleen! Happy Halloween! Everybody make the scene! Happy Halloween!