Outside in the hall, there's a cat fight It's just after midnight I guess I'll be alright I'm laying out on the floor Drunk and poor How much longer? How much more? Rock me to sleep Strong and deep Screaming cats, they give me the creeps But aside from all that, I feel no pain Staring up at the ceiling stain Neon in the window Sirens far away News on the radio Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday They're at it again next door This whole floor I swear they're out to drive me crazy But not right now I'm high as a cloud But I'm soft and gray and lazy Smoking out the window Feeling far away News on the radio Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Find me out the window Somewhere far away News on the radio Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday