Er, my favourite of all our obscure songs is by A.E. Milne and sung by my little nephew, Robin.
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top
So this is the stair where I always stop
Halfway up the stairs is an up and down
It isn't down
It isn't in the nursery
It isn't in the town
And all sorts of funny thoughts
Run round my head
It isn't really anywhere
It's somewhere else instead
It isn't down
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit
There isn't any other stair quite like it
I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top
So this is the stair where I always stop
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit