Rusty hinges, rusty frame
She was a beauty and the traitor
So I signed my name
Now she's parked out back
And I'm feeling a little unwise
Got a smooth shift, low miles
But a peek under her skirt
Just drives me wild
Boy, it's hard to see anything coming
But the stars in your eyes
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
She's got the V8 engine
And an Indiana tan
Your best offer is my worst fear
Why don't you take her for a spin?
She'll go anywhere the dealer swore she can
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
She'll go anywhere the dealer swore she can
Cold heat, hot air
Test drive her off the main road
She's better than the fare
That crack in the windshield
Was keeping the price way down
Don't mind the hole
Don't mind the smell
Leaks a little up the cheek
Barely tell
Sitting on the lot for months
What'd they find I found?
What'd they find I found?
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
She's got the 5.7 diesel in demand
You gotta keep in mind
They all run until they ran
Just go anywhere
Just don't make too many plans
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
Between you and me
It's better than it seems
No lowballs
I know what I got in this thing
I was gonna take it through the auto walk
But it needs some weather stripping
If you take it off my hands
I'll fill the tank for free
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
You'd be the envy of nearly every traveling band
Most of the time I'm the one who's got it all
Most of the cylinders are firing
And you don't really need the ones that can
Just keep her away from snow, salt, sand
Does anybody want to buy a half-ton van?
Resale value's fair
Make me an offer