I'm supposed to mow the grass today I'm supposed to fix the fenceBut with the sun beating down on me It's hard to make it make senseHalf of me wants a cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna doI ain't even trying to fight It's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bedAnd the other half does tooYeah, I kinda need to wash my truck But hell, I kinda don't careI think old Alan Jackson said it best It's five o'clock somewhereHalf of me wants a cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna doI ain't even trying to fight It's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bedYeah, the other half does tooIf I did what I should be doing, buddy That would really ruin all the fun, yeahThere's a world of bad decisions out there But this ain't oneCause half of me wants a cold, cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them Tell me what's a boy wanna doI ain't even trying to fight It's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold bedAnd the other half does tooYeah, half of me wants a cold, cold bed And the other half wants too