I'm supposed to mow the grass today I'm supposed to fix the fenceBut with the sun beating down on me It's hard to make it make senseHalf of me wants a cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of themTell me, what's a boy wanna do? I ain't even trying to fightIt's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed And the other half does tooYeah, I kinda need to wash my truckYeah, I kinda need to wash my truckBut hell, I kinda don't care I think old Alan Jackson said it bestIt's five o'clock somewhere Half of me wants a cold bedYeah, that's the cold hard truth And when the refrigerator's stocked full of themTell me, what's a boy wanna do? I ain't even trying to fightIt's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed Yeah, the other half does tooIf I did what I should be doing, buddy That would really ruin all the funYeahThere's a world of bad decisions out there But this ain't a oneCause half of me wants a cold, cold bed Yeah, that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of themTell me, what's a boy wanna do? I ain't even trying to fightIt's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed And the other half does tooYeah, half of me wants a cold, cold bed And the other half wants too