I'm supposed to mow the grass today, I'm supposed to fix the fenceBut with the sun beating down on me, it's hard to make it make senseHalf of me wants a cold bed, yeah that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them, tell me what's they gonna doI ain't even trying to fight, it's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed, and the other half does tooYeah, I kinda need to wash my truck, but hell, I kinda don't careI think old Alan Jackson said it best, it's five o'clock somewhereHalf of me wants a cold bed, yeah that's the cold hard truthAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them, tell me what's they gonna doI ain't even trying to fight, it's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed, yeah the other half does tooYeah, yeahHalf of me wants a cold bedIf I did what I should be doing, buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeahThere's a world of bad decisions out there, but this ain't oneCause half of me wants a cold, cold bed, yeah that's the cold hard truth, yeahAnd when the refrigerator's stocked full of them, tell me what's they gonna doI ain't even trying to fight, it's already been decidedThe sky and the mountains are blueHalf of me wants a cold bed, yeah the other half does tooYeah, half of me wants a cold, cold bed, yeah the other half wants tooWoohoo!That sounds good, but I can't tell us cause you're in it or not*