He'd be the Count of Monte Cristo Could be a quake any day Maybe somebody from Zion Began the era of a new race Keeps licking all the honey Chewing up the fecking lakes Instead of sending to the lions They cover him with praise All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! Down at the epicenter things started heating up Rocking up the Richter scale Smacking in the carry and around and around we go The sailors rehearse the tale Staring in the Coliseum Tired of fighting back Up comes the damned Caesar To stab you in the back All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Down at the epicenter things started heating up Rocking on the Richter scale Swinging in the chariot around and around we go The senators rehearse the tale Watch out Caesar Watch out Caesar I said hail I said hail I said hail I said hail Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! All hail Caesar Hail! Hail! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha