Hey!
I ain't pretty, baby, are you ready for me?
Yeah, it's a good rockin' day to dance, so
I just had an awesome time with Santa
With a radio blastin' and a bird daughter
Yeah, it's a good day, baby, Santa
Ain't no low for you, but good for Santa
Me and my boys, baby, it's a hell of a way
To come a thousand miles from the Kentucky
Better than every other in my hometown
I ain't the kind to just hang around
I heard someone callin' me late one day
And finally that boy said, I lost my way
Everybody tell me you can't get far
Thirty-seven dollars and a jack-o'-lantern
I smoke it in the desert with a hammer down
Rockin' a little cowboy from the guitar
Hey, friend, baby, don't you know it ain't my fault
That there's a school bus comin' down the ass
Wake up in the middle of the night in a truck stop
Somewhere in a restaurant, you know I don't decide
I got a key rockin' while I still can
Got a two-pack heavy and a Motel truck
When I could take the boards off a brand-new plane
Back to the rising place, my son
Baby, baby, won't you hold me tight?
I'm loadin' up and rollin' in late at night
One of these days I'm gonna settle down
And take you back with me to a guitar town
Thank you! The Dukes!