Funky Lowdown Well, my daddy said, son, you're just a-wasting time You're never ever gonna make a one thing down It wasn't hard for me to see all I was ever gonna be Was a guitar slinger Well, I was living the life of a guitar slinger Women's wine and whiskey for dinner Oh, I knew I was in trouble the first time I seen her I went and married that contemporary Christian singer Yes, I did Well, now I'm up at home when the scores are tight I read the Holy Bible and I walk the line I can't wait to see what my daddy's gonna do to me A little guitar slinger Do that to me, baby Well, there's a few licks left in this guitar slinger Even though half of my stuff's in the Cumberland River Well, now all I really need is just a one-six stringer Yeah, I might have slowed down a little But, buddy, I can still bring her And I'm gonna show up when it's party time See everybody dancin' and I feel so fine If y'all just show up and cheer for me I swear I'll play for free I'll be your guitar slinger Yeah, I'll be your little guitar slinger, baby Yeah, I'll be your guitar slinger Yeah, I'll be your guitar slinger Yeah, I'll be your guitar slinger