Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.

Fed up with life and the way things are going,

He decides to rob a liquor store.

("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play

("*** is mine, I gotta do this, gotta do this") Alright, stop! (Huh?)

Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store

And try to get money out the drawer

You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)

I'm your mother***in' conscience That's nonsense!

Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs

Tell her you need a place to stay

You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns *** that! Do that ***! Shoot that bitch!

Can you afford to blow this ***? Are you that rich?

Why you give a *** if she dies? Are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a *** if you have kids? Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)

Not over this *** (Stop!)

Drop the biscuit (I will!)

Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you

(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude) ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")

("Mm, I don't know!")

("Look baby")

("Damn!")

("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")

("Well OK") Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")

After meeting a young girl at a rave party,

Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.

Once again, his conscience comes into play ("***!")

Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek

And smearin' her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe

(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old

You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)

Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh huh!)

*** this bitch right here on the spot bare

Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "Kid")

No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!

(***, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)

Man *** that, hit that *** raw dog and bail

Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.

After coming home from a hard day's work,

He walks in the door of his trailer park home

To find his wife in bed with another man.

("What the ***!")

("Grady!") Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'

*** that ***, you just caught this bitch cheatin'

While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off?

*** slittin' her throat, cut this bitches head off!

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this ***?

(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?)

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?

*** her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

What you say? (What's wrong?

Didn't think I'd remember?)

I'm a kill you mother***er!

Uh-ah! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?

Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?

How in the *** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went

Been there, done that, aw *** it

What am I sayin'?

Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?