Yo
You...
You allergic to bread?
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha
I'm a rapper called Open Water International
so y'all can't revoke the charter
The rap martyr,
slow stroke calligraphy Got two chicks in a leg lock,
a figure three
I'm making outrageous claims like I'm friends with Sid Vicious
I attended Oregon State,
sold coke and flipped bitches
Call me Kid Fitness,
run laps in a lap pool Started rapping as another way for Bill to
act cool I pretend that I'm texting when I don't like
a situation Lace the great blanket with a taste of great
bacon Stay fat like Tony,
skat sing off the balcony
I should be rapping for the Philharmonic out in Calgary
I'm the type to scratch myself in public just for shits and grins
I'm the type to keep a secret,
even from my closest friends
I'm the type to take a * and not wipe the * with you
I'm the type to black out with your bitch and play your game a clue
Who is you?
Pudgy B, check the dude I grew up to be
Credit card debt but as smart as it gets Man,
none of y'all really gonna * with me
See me stay off of that substance Henny in the cup,
have fun with it
I run like Gunt when the crunch time come If you ain't about money,
suck a dick
Fabduz Crew, what's the word?
Hide the * out that you bust is hurt
Certified dope for the customers Yo
I got that fixed but I hustle worse
What's the point?
Broke as *,
sold out show,
didn't get paid dick
Pause for the cause and I drop my draws
Give an STD to your favorite chick
Main event,
that's your boy I pull up listening to Pastor Troy
We come out when the freaks come out
Yo life's a bitch but that's the joy
Pain and stress,
raps a void I'm the only act that your ass enjoy
Back a few steps every time I wreck
Might snap that neck like a Polaroid
Okay I'm dope as * Name another nigga that's dope as this
Got these niggas watching these bitches jocking
A&R Saying they ain't heard of Flo Exist
Young cat with the coolest kicks Dumb raps with the newest fit
Done laps,
done trap Now I'm running circles all around these kids
Smash off in my V12 But I let my bitch do all that whipping
Niggas acting like females so I let them do
all of that pitching Pay attention to detail
Cause you boy do too much of that snitching
Knew a bitch that sold seashells till I found
out she was selling pigeons My daddy locked down,
AJ locked down,
AJ moving
after Houston Had my niggas switched up on me but Trail,
CJ and Mookie Moldy boy,
Blake and Hootie,
still blow loud
and coolin So if I was you, why hate me too?
Cause the lil nigga still moving I'm
about to burn one with my niggas and
then go see my plug And after I handle all my business,
I'ma
burn one with your good I'm about to burn one with my niggas and then
go see my plug And after I handle all my business,
I'ma
burn one with your good I carve your arteries like bacon grease
Awake the beast,
rip off your face and knee Duct tape
your mouth so you can't make a beat
Those were the thoughts running
through my mind while I made this beat
Say that I remind him of Hitler when he made his speech
* a thin mustache, suck my * and nut sack
I'm only here to talk *,
I'm never trying to crush rats
I ain't got no car and I can't afford
no bus pass And eating out nasty hoes,
I'm really trying to cut back The masked man,
unmasked,
I bet you never could've guessed it
* your chick unprotected,
these are the sluts that rich like to mess with Smoke a set
stick and get blessed with Nothing cause nothing is blessed
Why the * would I wanna be next when everyone sucks,
I'm not * impressed My phones turned into my pencil,
I * hoes even on the mixture
My beats hit like a missile,
could care less what these other rappers been through
Girl I just really wanna fist you,
and I'm not trying to offend you
My flow is so instrumental